sunski9 (
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Saturday, January 30 at 9:55 am:
I won t qualify without a poem,let s face it,
So here i go,I am trying to rhyme,
Nothing sucks worse than a pair of Aces
In the hole no less, Texas Hold'em this time.
Everyone folds except me and one fool,
The Girl on my right,she says i ll see u, how cool!!!
She s willing to go the distance with me,
Though poker faced,i inwardly chuckle and giggle with glee.
Says she, "I ll see ur bet and raise it to the limit",
I just know she s not holding 2 Aces ,goddamnit.
I call her bluff and the cards go round,
the table is quiet,not a single sound,
The pot in the middle looks like a mountain,
But my are solid,on them i am countin.
A rainbow on the table,no flush,no str8,
A lousy deuce,a four a Jack, and an eight,
On the river i go all in, i am sure she ll fold,
But no,could she possibly be that bold?
She calls my bet and itz time to show,
Our hole cards are turned up,and what do u know,
A four and an eight in the hole she tucked,
Two pairs beat two aces,
And i am so ******!!!!