What is the...difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.

GL at the tables :D
And have a nice week!

Business as usual at the Mirage!!!!!

In a 10-20 Hold'em game at the Mirage, a drunk was begining to get out of hand.
"Well that was one pu**y-pink river card from you dealer!" he bellowed after missing a flush.
The dealer beheld the drunk gravely; "Sir, there is a young lady at the table. If you don't control your language, you will have to leave."
On the next hand, the drunk doesn't improve his set on the flop and looses to a straight. "Jesus Christ! Why don't you just light my fu**ing wallet on fire pinhead!"
The dealer was absolutely at his limit; "Sir, I'm telling you for the last time; there is a young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted out of here!"
On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the pot. There are raises and caps on every card. In the end, the drunk sucks out an inside straight and wins the 10-20 pot of the month. The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks, "Do you boys pool your tips togeather or do you keep them for yourselves?"
The dealer replies "All dealers here keep their own tips."
The drunk tosses two green chips at the dealer and says with a grin; "Well have a Goddamn toke on me, motherfu**er."
The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says, "Miss, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the table."
Submitted by David Pitts

Hope it made u laugh!!

GL at the tabels and have a good 2nd part of the week :D

Good to see ur still around.

Hope you have a wonderful start to the poker week and may the poker gods shine down on you.

Have a Payne free day on the felt today!

♥

Hi, Just a driveby to try and fill the gap left by IgotAPair102974's absence..So here goes......

Perfect Girl's Getaway....

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?""Well, I've been here since last night......Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all
he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and
ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want..""So here I am."

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Hi GL for today and for next week :)

Lets get into their minds :)

Good psychological tactic poker players basically ask three questions throughout the play: "What cards does my opponent hold"? "What cards does my opponent think I hold"? "What cards does my opponent believe I THINK they hold"?

Õnn kaasa! ;)

Dear Week, thank God we are over. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least two days. Love, Me

Happy and profitable New Years Rob!!!! A special New Years Quote "We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day." - Edith Lovejoy Pierce