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Personal Info
Hobbies/interests:
Poker, Horse and Greyhound racing, TV/Film/Music........oh and Chelsea
Favourite movies:
Once Upon A Time In America, Goodfellas, The Hustler, Rounders.
Favourite TV shows:
24, Criminal Minds, Shark.
Favourite books:
Anything Bill Bryson
Favourite quotes:
'Even donkeys get aces'
Favourite music:
Any Really, Love 80's stuff, Sinatra, Buble, Elvis.
About me:
Turned this game into my life in May 2008. I now play full time online.
Won thousands and lost thousands on a daily basis, but always glad to be part of this poker life..........
The game has helped me meet new people and make money. Also it has enabled me to work as a 'coach' on two of Europes biggest poker sites. I also enjoy writing about poker on a freelance basis.
I was priviliged this year (2009), to be part of the launch of Blackbeltpoker, along with WSOP final tablists and numerous GUKPT title holders.
Won thousands and lost thousands on a daily basis, but always glad to be part of this poker life..........
The game has helped me meet new people and make money. Also it has enabled me to work as a 'coach' on two of Europes biggest poker sites. I also enjoy writing about poker on a freelance basis.
I was priviliged this year (2009), to be part of the launch of Blackbeltpoker, along with WSOP final tablists and numerous GUKPT title holders.
Poker Info
General Poker Info
Player type:
Pro
Skill level:
Expert
Style of play:
I'm a poker chameleon
Playing for:
2 year(s)
Hours/week:
40plus
Favourite hand:
AQ hearts
Favourite pro:
Me! D'oh! lol
Favourite book:
Warwick Dunnetts Poker Wizards..i dont read poker books but the snips he has sent me may yet make m
Big online cash win:
$$$$$$
Big online tourny win:
$$$$$$
Big live cash win:
$$$$$$
Big live tourny win:
$$$$$$
Poker Tournaments Info
Where:
Online, Casinos and Poker Rooms
Games:
NL Holdem
Types:
MTTs (multi-table), STTs/SNGs (single table), Heads Up, Short handed, Turbos, Rebuy tourneys, Deep Stacked, Satellites
Buy-ins:
Under $10, $10-$50, $50-$100, $100-$200, $200-$500, $500-$1500, $1500-$5000
Poker Cash Game Info
Where:
Online, Casinos and Poker Rooms
Games:
NL Holdem, Limit Holdem, PL Holdem, PL Omaha, Limit Omaha, Hi/Lo Omaha, Stud Hi, Stud Hi/Lo, HORSE, HOSE, 5 Card Draw
Types:
Heads Up, Short handed, Full Ring
No Limit Stakes:
Micro ($0.05/$0.10 and under), Low ($0.10/$0.25 to $0.25/$0.50), Medium/low ($0.50/$1 to $1/$2), Medium ($2/$4 to $3/$6), Medium/high ($5/$10 to $10/$20)
Casino/Gaming Info
Where:
Online, At the casino
Games:
Blackjack, Roulette, Three Card Poke
I also enjoy:
Online Sports Betting, Live Sports Betting, Online Racetrack Betting, Live Racetrack Betting
Comments
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EstPusher (Ace high) wrote Tuesday, April 27 at 12:15 pm:
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EstPusher (Ace high) wrote Wednesday, April 21 at 3:19 pm:Business as usual at the Mirage!!!!!
In a 10-20 Hold'em game at the Mirage, a drunk was begining to get out of hand.
"Well that was one pu**y-pink river card from you dealer!" he bellowed after missing a flush.
The dealer beheld the drunk gravely; "Sir, there is a young lady at the table. If you don't control your language, you will have to leave."
On the next hand, the drunk doesn't improve his set on the flop and looses to a straight. "Jesus Christ! Why don't you just light my fu**ing wallet on fire pinhead!"
The dealer was absolutely at his limit; "Sir, I'm telling you for the last time; there is a young lady at the table! Control your language or you will be escorted out of here!"
On the following hand, every player in the game wades into the pot. There are raises and caps on every card. In the end, the drunk sucks out an inside straight and wins the 10-20 pot of the month. The drunk looks out over his pile of chips at the dealer and asks, "Do you boys pool your tips togeather or do you keep them for yourselves?"
The dealer replies "All dealers here keep their own tips."
The drunk tosses two green chips at the dealer and says with a grin; "Well have a Goddamn toke on me, motherfu**er."
The dealer picks up the $50, turns to the young woman and says, "Miss, I'm afraid you'll have to leave the table."
Submitted by David Pitts
Hope it made u laugh!!
GL at the tabels and have a good 2nd part of the week :D
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Storm1963 (10 high) wrote Sunday, April 18 at 8:05 am:
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pokerdemon24 (King high) wrote Monday, April 12 at 7:26 am:
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Paynekiller (Ace high) wrote Monday, February 22, 2010 at 10:54 pm:
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Melodyme (Aces and twos) wrote Saturday, February 6, 2010 at 11:55 am:
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DocMicro (Ace high) wrote Tuesday, February 2, 2010 at 10:27 pm:Hi, Just a driveby to try and fill the gap left by IgotAPair102974's absence..So here goes......
Perfect Girl's Getaway....
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girl's getaway trip - shopping, casinos, massages, facials.
Two days before the group is to leave, Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow, how long you been here and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?""Well, I've been here since last night......Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all
he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over............On the bed, he had handcuffs and
ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want..""So here I am."
If you want more just give a thumbsup...Doc
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EstPusher (Ace high) wrote Sunday, January 17, 2010 at 8:09 am:Hi GL for today and for next week :)
Lets get into their minds :)
Good psychological tactic poker players basically ask three questions throughout the play: "What cards does my opponent hold"? "What cards does my opponent think I hold"? "What cards does my opponent believe I THINK they hold"?
Õnn kaasa! ;)
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Melodyme (Aces and twos) wrote Friday, January 15, 2010 at 8:41 pm:
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DocMicro (Ace high) wrote Thursday, December 31, 2009 at 12:56 pm:
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