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iceman1967 (chad brewer)
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Hobbies/interests:

Poker, Fishin and sports

Favourite TV shows:

2 1/2 men

Favourite quotes:

You cant win the tourney in the first hour only lose it

Favourite music:

clint black or george strait
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Playing for:

33 year(s)

Favourite hand:

jq clubs

Favourite pro:

Juanda

Favourite book:

Killer online poker

Big online cash win:

12500

Big online tourny win:

12500

Big live cash win:

27500

Big live tourny win:

27500
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    • wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote today at 8:03 am:
      Take your Time this Tuesday.
      The secret lies in how we handle today, not yesterday or tomorrow. Today...that special block of time holding the key that locks out yesterday's nightmares and unlocks tomorrow's dreams.
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    • Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote today at 2:01 am:
      Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.

      Upon completion of the test, both men had only missed one of the questions on the test. All the other questions were answered correctly. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thanks to both of you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job."

      Murphy said, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish, I should get the job!"

      The manager replied, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.""And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" asked Murphy.

      The manager replied, "Simple. The American put down for question five, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
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    • Melodyme (Pair of sevens) wrote yesterday at 1:12 pm:
      Hi Icey! If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise. GL both on and off the tables today.
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    • Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote yesterday at 11:59 am:
      Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
      Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.
      'What's wrong with the nails?' Mick asked.
      'the heads are at the wrong end.'
      'Paddy you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house!.
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    • wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote 2 days ago at 11:17 am:
      Spring into action this Sunday.
      Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
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    • Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 3 days ago at 6:50 pm:
      Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
      Indians.

      While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to
      why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.

      So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply
      was: "Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather."

      Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave.

      This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied:
      Me have two women. Two women ... two feathers."

      Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual
      partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.

      Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say
      amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers
      in your headdress?"

      The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me fuck'em
      all. Big, small, fat and tall, me fuck'em all."

      Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."

      The Chief said: "You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like
      snake."

      Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."

      The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me
      fuck'em all."

      With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,"Oh dear."

      The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
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    • Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 4 days ago at 8:24 pm:
      Patrick O'Malley hoisted his beer and said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" - and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night.

      In bed later that night, he told his wife: "Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, Paddy, what was your toast?"

      So he told her: "Here's to spending the rest of me life sitting in church beside me wife.""Oh," she said, "that is very nice, dear."

      The next day, Mary ran into one of Paddy's drinking partners in the street. Mischievously, the man said: "Did you hear about your husband winning a prize in the pub the other night for a toast about you, Mary?"

      She replied: "Aye - and I was a bit surprised. Till now, he's only been down there twice. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come".
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    • wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote 4 days ago at 7:46 am:
      Have a Friendly Friday.
      Friends in your life are like pillars on your porch. Sometimes they hold you up and sometimes they lean on you. Sometimes it's just enough to know they're standing by.
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    • Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 5 days ago at 3:00 pm:
      Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

      Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge asked
      the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?""Well, your honor," he replied, "I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.""17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?""I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles and
      told them the big circle is your brain before drugs, and the small circle is your brain after drugs.""That's admirable," said the judge."And you, how did you do?" he asked the second boy."Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.""156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?""Well, I used a similar approach," he answered. "I drew a large and a small circle. Pointing to the small circle, I said, this is your asshole before you go to prison..........."
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    • iceman1967 (VIP) wrote 5 days ago at 1:20 pm:
      Cool get his numbers i will look him up and how old is he?
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