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July 2008

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Thursday, March 18
Krista247 posted on Vukodlok's talkboard 6:00 pm
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Favourite movies:

memento, equilibrium, falling down, clue, ghost busters, back to the future, indiana jones (all but the new god awful one), harry potter, lord of the rings, american psycho, fight club, spider-man, matrix, dirty rotten scoundrals, batman,

Favourite TV shows:

simpsons, futurama, trigun, america's got talent, biggest loser, monk, most food network shows,

Favourite books:

dark tower series, the three musketeers

Favourite quotes:

"Sir, if you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.""Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it."

Favourite music:

dimmu borgir, johnny cash, metallica, verdi, liszt, godsmack, disturbed, ozzie, black sabbath, good charlotte, green day, willy nelson, dolly pardon, charlie daniels, rob zombie, white zombie, bad religion, they might be giants, tom waites, jack off jill,

About me:

Shameless plug: My wife runs an online business making hair bows and cloth diapers. Message me if you are interested, I'll send you the website.

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General Poker Info

Playing for:

7 year(s)

Favourite hand:

Favourite pro:

none

Favourite book:

anything by Mike Caro

Big online cash win:

$600

Big online tourny win:

crew cup Canada trip

Big live cash win:

$50

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- Krista247 (Pair of twos) wrote yesterday at 6:00 pm:
  
  Hope you had a safe and fun St. Patrick's day.
  
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- Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote yesterday at 10:22 am:
  
  A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through
  a graveyard. It is raining heavily and very dark. The drunk
  fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to
  climb out of it, but it is too deep and the rain has turned
  the dirt to mud and has made it too slippery to climb. He
  gives up after a while and decides to spend the night there.
  A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and
  decides to take the same shortcut through the graveyard. He,
  too, falls into that open grave and tries to climb out but
  the mud is too slippery. The first drunk is still sitting
  there and watches as the other drunk tries but fails to get
  out.
  The first drunk stands up, taps the second drunk on the
  shoulder and tells him, "You'll never get out!".
  He did.
  
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- wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote yesterday at 7:38 am:
  
  Each person has inside a basic decency and goodness. If he listens to it and acts on it, he is giving a great deal of what it is the world needs most. It is not complicated, but it takes courage. It takes courage for a person to listen to his own goodness and act on it.
  
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- Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 2 days ago at 1:53 am:
  
  An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a
  train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying "I know that, in your religion, you're not supposed to eat pork...Have you actually ever tasted it? The Rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion." Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too...I know you're suposed to be celibate. But...." The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice." There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"
  
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- wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote 3 days ago at 8:05 am:
  
  Take your Time this Tuesday.
  The secret lies in how we handle today, not yesterday or tomorrow. Today...that special block of time holding the key that locks out yesterday's nightmares and unlocks tomorrow's dreams.
  
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- Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 3 days ago at 2:02 am:
  
  Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job, and both applicants, having the same qualifications, were asked to take a test by the department manager.
  
  Upon completion of the test, both men had only missed one of the questions on the test. All the other questions were answered correctly. The manager went to Murphy and said, "Thanks to both of you for your interest, but we've decided to give the American the job."
  
  Murphy said, "And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish, I should get the job!"
  
  The manager replied, "We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.""And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?" asked Murphy.
  
  The manager replied, "Simple. The American put down for question five, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I.'"
  
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- poolshooter (VIP) wrote 3 days ago at 12:44 am:
  
  DUCK !!! Incoming rep bump to help with any monday morning blues you may be experiencing......
  ~~~~BUMP~~~~
  Have a great one.
  
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- Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 4 days ago at 11:59 am:
  
  Paddy and Mick were nailing up the side of a wooden house.
  Mick noticed that Paddy was examining the nails and throwing away every second and third.
  'What's wrong with the nails?' Mick asked.
  'the heads are at the wrong end.'
  'Paddy you idiot, can't you see they are for the other side of the house!.
  
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- wingman13 (Trip deuces) wrote 5 days ago at 11:18 am:
  
  Spring into action this Sunday.
  Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.
  
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- Igotapair102974 (Ace high) wrote 6 days ago at 6:51 pm:
  
  Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American
  Indians.
  
  While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to
  why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.
  
  So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, his reply
  was: "Me only have one woman. One woman ... one feather."
  
  Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave.
  
  This brave had two feathers in his headdress and he replied:
  Me have two women. Two women ... two feathers."
  
  Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual
  partners involved, she decided to interview the Chief.
  
  Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say
  amused Ms.Walters. She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers
  in your headdress?"
  
  The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me fuck'em
  all. Big, small, fat and tall, me fuck'em all."
  
  Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."
  
  The Chief said: "You damn right me hung. Big like buffalo, long like
  snake."
  
  Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."
  
  The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me
  fuck'em all."
  
  With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried,"Oh dear."
  
  The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."
  
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