"Okay, Billy. What is the state just north of New York?"



"Monaco!"



"...Billy, Monaco is a country."



"But it's north of New York!"



"...No it isn't, Billy."



"Yeah-huh!"



"No, no it isn't. I am a Geography teacher; I should know."



"But my daddy deals cards, and he told me that _________ is north of New York, New York!"