Riddle

"That theatre used to be a big red brick building, I think it was a Woolworths."

"Mm Hmm. Pass me something for my burger."

"What color?"

"That's a weird question. Ketchup, but not red."

"I didn't realize they made non-red ketchup. Hey! Is that Raquel Welsh over there in the black dress?"

"What's that in her hand? Did she just rob that place? That looks like a black colt."

"No Eagle-eye, that's a black ashtray."

"So she just walked out with that ashtray? So she did steal something?"

"Calm down, it's just an ashtray."

"Yea, but she just walked out holding it."

"Well how would you have taken it?"

"I would have been graceful like a swan, used a little finesse."

"Sure you would have. Then the security guard would have picked you off like a marksman."

"Okay, at least I would have hid it in a boot or something. Why didn't they stop her?"

"Jedi mind trick. Maybe she's Darth Vador."

"Or maybe she made a deal with Lucifer."

"Yea, your soul for an ashtray. Only if you throw in a red puppy Prince of Darkness."

"Hey that woman next to her looks familiar. Is that someone famous?"

"I think so. I can't remember her name. It's either Barbara Feldon or Anne Hathaway."

"This song takes me back. I've always loved motown songs."
"Takes me back to Kid Dyne-O-Mite and the Gabor sisters."

"Now that's weird. Geez we're getting old."

"Tell me about it. We used to be a cowboy and his lady going out for Valentine's Day. Now we're that older couple that wanders town every evening."

"Who's that guy in the bad black mullet wig talking to them?"

"That looks like William Shatner, but he's really red. How did he get so sunburned in February? It's so cold out I see a snowman. Granted they made it out of that gross gray snow off the cars, but still."

"Well, we better get home. This has been an odd day. How do we get back?"

"I'm not sure, maybe we should ask Tethys."